Tuesday, September 16, 2014

AB1 Tour 2014 - Week 21 - State College, PA - Memorial Side Trip to MI



Mike Stack - 1949-2014
Alexx with cousin Anne Ready's family
Our trip to State College, PA, would be a mix of fun and sorrow.  We would be getting to see my cousin Anne (her father is my mom’s older brother), her husband Rich Ready, and their two kids, college soph Jonathan and high schooler Trine (TREE-nuh).  But on the sad side, as I told you last week, Diedre’s very close college friend, Mike Stack, had passed away.  His funeral is set for this Tuesday.  After some discussion, we decided Diedre should take Zippy the Honda and make the reasonable (400 miles) drive to the Detroit area on Monday and then return to State College the day after the funeral.  I would stay at AB1 and take care of the kids.  This would be a tough time for Diedre as Mike is the first person from her college group to pass on, but her going and seeing some of the rest of the group will be good for her.
     We reached State College the afternoon of Sunday, August 17.  You may well know that State College is the home of Penn State University, one big-ass college.  In fact, the city civilian population (42,000) more than doubles (86,000) when school starts in the fall.
     After pitching camp, we made our way over to the Ready household to join them for dinner.  Each family had surprises for the other: 1) Anne and Rich told us that Rich, a professor in agricultural economics at Penn State, had taken a similar teaching position at Montana State University in Bozeman, MT; it was a big surprise, the best part for us being that Montana is on the 2015 AB1 travel route, so we’ll be able to see them again next spring.  2) We surprised them when, out of the blue, we asked Jonathan what kind of volleyball player Eric Dushon was (you’ll recall that in last week’s blog, I recounted the chance meeting with Eric’s parents on the Niagara River Rapids Trail and because of their “PENN STATE” T-shirts, our conversation progressed to the point where the husband allowed as that he had been Jonathan’s volleyball coach and that his son, Eric Dushon, had been a teammate of Jonathan’s).  Just like on TV sitcoms, Jonathan started answering the question, but after several seconds, did a world class “double-take” as the whole family wanted to know how we knew Eric.  It was pretty funny.
     The next day, Diedre left for Detroit and Mike’s funeral.  This would be the first time either of us would be spending a night in AB1 alone … well, with Charlie, Casey, and Samantha, of course.
   
 I had decided that since the Ready’s had so graciously lent me Trine’s car (she will soon get her driver’s license, but as of today, does not yet have it), I would take a day trip to South Williamsport, PA, the home of Little League Baseball.  It was just my good fortune that the Little League World Series was going on that week, and it was just a 90-minute drive to their ballparks.  It was an excitement for me that goes back to my childhood, which a lot of people think was just a few days ago.
     Just outside of State College, they have an interesting way of discouraging tail-gating (the car-behind-car thing, not the drink-too-much-eat-too-much thing you do before football games).  They put great big white dots on the road spaced a set distance apart.  The sign then tells you to stay at least two dots behind the car in front of you.  Pretty easy, pretty ingenious.
     I was so excited to be going to South Williamsport for the Little League World Series.  They estimate that over 60,000 people travel there each year for these games.  The LLWS helps supply the local economy with 30-million in tourism dollars.  This year would be the 75th anniversary of Little League Baseball; the first game was played here June 6, 1939 (coincidentally, just six days later, the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown first opened its doors making it also 75 years old).  Little League is now the world’s largest organized youth sports program with 200,000 teams in all 50 states and in 80 foreign countries.  I played Little League in St. Louis Park, MN, from 1961-63; those were three of the most exciting years of my youth.
     Unfortunately this being the times and all, even the innocent LLWS has to take precautions.  Surprised at its presence, I bumbled through their state-of-the-art metal detector, setting it off three times.  First I forgot my phone, then my ring, and finally my belt.  Geez!  It’s like being back at the airport, only with courtesy this time.
     I figured it would be all downhill from there, but the day and the site turned me around.  Believe me when I say that everything there is absolutely GREAT!   
Doing my ritual ball field walk, I found the same wonderfully massive “Casey at the Bat” statue as we had seen last year in Amarillo, TX.  I then looked for a good seat.  There were a ton of people completely surrounding the field, but since all these games were losers’ bracket games, it was just a tad less crowded.  Plus, being a single, I could grab a seat where often people left one seat open between themselves and other people they didn’t know.  I found a great one between home and first in the 6th row.  Better yet, it was just out of the sun and it was behind the team parents who were also a lot of fun to watch.
     Each of the 16 teams there (eight American teams and eight international ones) was guaranteed playing a minimum of three games (for the most part, you were eliminated once you lost two games).  So even though the Rapid City, SD, nine and the kids from Czechoslovakia had each lost twice, they would play each other in a consolation game, and it would be the first one I would see.  South Dakota won 5-3 even though the little Czech lead-off hitter surprised the heck out of me by starting the game with a home run over the right-center field fence.
     The second game was one where the loser would be eliminated.  I watched a strong Texas team eliminate the boys from Washington 11-4.  One incongruous visual was when the 6’ tall Washington pitcher had to face the 4’9” pinch hitter from Texas.  Just like Eddie Gaedell, the only midget to ever play major league baseball, the Texas boy worked his way on base with a walk.
   
 Everything about Little League is miniaturized in about a 2:3 ratio, i.e. baselines, pitchers’ mounds, fence distances.  Although they do sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” they can’t wait till the Major Leagues’ standard middle-of-the-7th-inning, because Little League games only last six innings.  So, they sing it in the middle of the 4th inning.  The only time the miniaturization doesn’t work is when it comes to having six adult umpires and seven adult maintenance workers.  That many big men on that tiny baseball field makes it look like a bunch of Gullivers have invaded the Lilliputian Little League park.
     A new look I’m having trouble getting used to is how many of the fan-fathers wear baseball hats down OVER their ears like it’s the middle of winter.  That looks about as stupid as the new ball caps with the flat brims.
     Ahh, different generations.
     The games were spaced out pretty well, so after watching a little of the Venezuela-Mexico game and then taking a quick walk through a very fine (but miniaturized) Little League Museum (interesting museum note: George W. Bush was the first Little League graduate to become President of the United States), I had to get going.  It was an hour-and-a-half drive back to the campground.
     Tuesday was a big day for me and the whole Alexander family.  Cousin Trine had started researching the Dorothy Dunmeier (Anne’s and my (maternal) grandmother) family tree for a school project.  Amazingly, she had found out that we have relatives, both living and dead, near State College.  Three of them, in fact, were Revolutionary War veterans and one of them is buried in Centre County (State College’s county) not too far from Anne’s house.     
     Trine and Anne figured out that Randall Stover, a distant relative still going strong at 94, had restored the family cemetery in 1998 near Woodward, PA.  So on that day, Anne and Trine took me out to meet Randall and then have him show us the family cemetery.
     We first drove to Randall’s house which he had built by hand and still lives in alone.  His family has been on this property since 1894.  He’s a fun old guy with plenty of spark left in him.
     We headed out to the family cemetery.  It was funny, but a variance granted by the city allows us to drive right onto and through the current, non-related farmer’s property, going right between his house and the nearby barn on our way to the cemetery.
    The more than two-hundred year old, Hennig-Neidig family cemetery is quite scenic if small.  The relation buried there who I had come to see was my great-great-great-great-great- … let’s see, how many is that? … OK, one more “great,” grandfather, Christophel Hennig.  Old gramps came to Pennsylvania in the early 1700’s from Kisselbach, Rhineland, Prussia.  He owned a 700-acre farm right where we now stood.  I had goose bumps as I touched his grave stone.  His wife and children were also buried there.

     When we got back to the campground, we spotted three fire trucks at the camp manager’s house just a short walk away from AB1.  I immediately had visions of all the nearby woods going up in flames while I was racing over to AB1 where in no short time, I’d have to put the slides in, bring the levels up, and drive out of there before AB1 was all ablaze.  Fortunately for the kids and me, it was just a kitchen grease fire that the manager had managed to put out by herself.  The firemen were there to check her out for smoke inhalation.  They took her to the emergency room, but she ended up being OK.
     So it was first fire one day followed on the morrow with torrential rains.
     What next?
     Yes, I had scheduled a tour of the Penn State campus with Anne and PSU student Jonathan.  It’s really a beautiful campus, although it was hard to tell what with the intense rain and all.  Anne showed me all that she could between our sprints from one building to the next.  We then met up with the rest of the family for lunch at “Spats Speakeasy” followed by dessert (sugar-free for me, Diedre) at the college’s wonderful “Berkey Creamery,” a practical retail part for students at the school’s College of Agricultural Sciences.  It’s one of the most popular places on campus.
     Anne then had the incredible grace and persever-ance to join me on my self-guided tour through “The Penn State University All-Sports Museum at Beaver Stadium.”  The day’s highlight for me (after the wonderfully rich, yet sugar-free ice cream at the Creamery) was that I got to touch the 1973 Heisman Trophy won by Penn State running back John Cappelletti.  That’s got to be right up there with me posing next to the Minnesota Twins’ two World Series trophies.
  
  Diedre returned from her trip to Detroit and immediately got back into it as she cooked dinner for all of us at the Ready’s.  We had purposely not gone out for dinner that night so that we could watch the 13-year old, girl phenom, Mo’ne Davis, as she tried to pitch and win yet another game for her Philadelphia team in their Little League World Series game against Las Vegas.  Apparently a few other people wanted to see the game.  Attendance in Williamsport that night was over 32,000 fans, more than most of the major league games being played that evening.  Mo’ne played well, but unfortunately, her team lost.

 
The next night we were back out at the ballpark, this one being Medlar Field at Lubrano Park, to see the State College Spikes, a St. Louis Cardinals’ minor league team in the New York-Penn Class A League.  We managed to drag Anne and Rich with us.  We were fashionably sporting our new “WHO” and “WHAT” baseball T-shirts we bought in Cooperstown (You know, “Who’s on First?”)
     In front of 3,005 somewhat wet fans on “$1 Beer Night” as well as “$1 Hot Dog Night for College Students” (of which Diedre is still one of them), the Spikes, after trailing 3-1 going into the bottom of the 6th, then sent 11 batters to the plate in each of the next two innings scoring 7 runs in the 6th and 6 runs in the 7th.  All nine hitters in their order got hits and all but one scored; seven of the nine had RBI’s in quite a late-game hitting exhibition.
     The team’s program was nice, because not only did it tell you about all the players, but more importantly, it showed you where each concession stand was and what each one was serving, making it particularly easy to find exactly what you were looking for.  The strangest food on the menu was something called “a walking taco.”
     I have no idea.
   Diedre really lucked out.  After missing yesterday’s trip to the college’s extraordinary creamery for ice cream, she actually found a small branch of the creamery at the ballpark.  From there, it was mint-chocolate chip all night.  I was allowed my obligatory “one bite.”
     It was wonderful!
     The Spikes ended up winning 14-3 (raising our home-team record this year to 10-4) .  They’re leading their division and are only three games away from clinching the title.
     The exciting night was topped off by a splendid fireworks show.  Best yet, we managed to stay dry for the entire evening.   

 Friday night we celebrated our week with Anne, Rich, Jonathan, and Trine as Diedre served up a genuine, campfire-cooked, “Hobo Dinner” at our campground.  It gave the Ready’s a chance to meet AB1 as well as Charlie, Casey, and Samantha.  They were charming, as usual.  We ended the night by telling horror stories around the campfire (Mine had to do with the I.R.S.).
     Saturday meant just one thing:       HERSHEY!
     Yes, we finally agreed on a day for our pilgrimage to that Mecca of Chocolate, Hershey, PA.  We were both way too excited, however, and it showed:  Diedre went sans belt while I simply forgot to zip up.
     Silly us.
     In years past, I had a few chances to come to Hershey, for free no less, in the 80’s when I was the State Director of “The Minnesota Hershey’s Track and Field Meet.”  After each meet, five of our state champions would then be invited to Hershey to compete in “The National Hershey Track and Field Meet,” all expenses paid, of course.  As state director, I had the option of going along as a chaperone.  Unfortunately, I was also the Minnesota state softball director then and August, when the Hershey Nationals were held, was always the busiest time of the year for me regarding our massive softball program.  We had approximately 75 regional and state softball tournaments going on that month which I ultimately had to oversee, so I always sent my assistant director, Randy Claussen from Pipestone, MN, to Hershey in my place.  And he’d always come back with wonderful tales of the whole town smelling like chocolate.  Now 25 years later, I was finally going to be able to achieve “Hershey-Nirvana.”
     Milton S. Hershey (the “S” stands for “sweet-tooth”—a lot of people don’t know that) was the first person to mass produce chocolate bars and make them affordable for the working class.  Up until then, chocolate was reserved for the “well-heeled.”
Milton had only a 4th grade education; he learned the confectionery craft as a teenager, although he failed in his first two attempts to become a chocolatier.  He introduced the first Hershey Bar in 1900 and opened his company in 1905.  So dominant were his confections in this small town in central Pennsylvania that all the city’s streetlights were made to look like “Hershey Kisses.”  Why, as Diedre can attest to, even the yoga classes there are chocolate based.  When Hershey died in 1945, he gave his entire fortune of $60-million to the local orphanage he founded in 1909.  It goes on today as a school for underprivileged kids.
     At Hershey World, the place was crazy crowded with kids.  Here's how bad it was:
     I saw a guy wearing a “Desert Storm” army hat and even HE looked worried.
     We enjoyed the entire chocolate atmos-phere, once a total way of life for me although now just a nodding acquain-tance.  Still, it was a lot of fun.  Diedre had a chance to hold the world’s largest Hershey Bar (retail sales).  It weighed in at five ponds.  There was even an informative yet entertaining ride we went on where the process of making chocolate was crooned to us by three singing cows.
     The only disappointing part of Hershey was that, as I said earlier, I had been told that the entire town smelled like chocolate.  But when we got there, no smell … no whiff … no luxurious odors wafting in the air.  I was quite disappointed.  Apparently, in the years since my pal Randy Claussen had been here with the track kids, Hershey had moved their factory out of town and into the rural countryside.  That wonderful Hershey smell in the city went with it.
   
 Side note: The Duck Soup Softball Fiasco, a tourney invented by my buddy Alps and me and which has been going on in its wacky fashion this weekend every year since 1983, had a couple get married on the field this year, a first for the Fiasco.  I ran the event its first 20 years and I’m so proud of everyone who has kept it going.  On January 20, 2011, Duck Soup Softball sent a check in the amount of $19,147.58 to Dollars for Scholars. Dollars for Scholars will award a single $1,000 scholarship for each of the next 22 years under the Duck Soup name. Since it's inception in 1983, Duck Soup has raised and donated $92,090.19 to various organizations. Of that amount, $85,197.58 was awarded to St. Louis Park students and youth programs.
     I just had to tell you all that.
     Now … on to Pittsburgh!

Friday, September 12, 2014

AB1 Tour 2014 - Week 20 - Niagara Falls, NY



“NIAGARA FALLS!
SLOWLY I TURNED … STEP BY STEP … INCH BY INCH …”
     Here’s the explanation for that: Ever since my best buddy, Alps, and I were kids, we loved the comic team of Abbott and Costello. You know, of “Who’s of First” fame. Well, one of our favorite routines they did involved Costello being unjustly thrown in jail where he shares a cell with a crazy man who goes nuts on Costello anytime Lou accidentally mentions the words “Niagara Falls!” It’s a very funny bit. So for almost 60 years, whenever Alps and I are together and hear somebody mention “Niagara Falls!,” we both crack up and loudly exclaim, “NIAGARA FALLS?!” and then go into the routine. It’s a guy thing, a very stupid, yet funny, guy thing. Hence, this week’s intro to our newest blog site, Niagara Falls …
     NIAGARA FALLS! SLOWLY I TURNED …
     Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, the blog. Sorry for the momentary lapse of sanity.
   This week we’re going to abandon my usual blog-history lesson for a week of natural beauty here in Niagara Falls … well, OK, … maybe a little history.
     Our RV goal when we started this thing was to RV-camp in all 49 states (we haven’t quite figured out how to do Hawaii yet). We keep track on this color-coded map: “yellow” states are ones we made it to in 2013; “green” states are ones we’ve camped in this year; and “blue” states will be colored in once we visit them in 2015. Not sure yet what color 2016 will be: maybe “mauve,” whatever that is. It just sounds delicious. Our state total so far is 28: 17 in 2013 and 11 so far this year. Pennsylvania next week will be number 29.
     Tolls to go across most of upstate New York Sunday were a more reasonable $34 on our way to Niagara Falls. We camped at nearby Youngstown, NY, established in 1854 and named after John Young. I wonder if he’s the same as “Mighty John Young” who played first base for my senior softball team, the Buzzards. Could be. I think they were both born in the 1820’s.
     Trying to relive my vague memory of my only other trip to the falls 51 years ago when my mom, brother, and I saw everything from the Canadian side, we hurriedly set up camp and then made our way down to see the power of the falls at night under the ghostly lights shining down upon the raging river. In the dark, our best view was of the dimly lit American Falls. At 184 feet, they’re the highest of the three sets of falls.
     That evening as we got ready for bed, Diedre cautioned me to be extra careful when I would inevitably get up in the middle of the night and begin my search for the bathroom. An evening ankle sprain who be especially crushing, because tomorrow would be the day I was on tap to break my record for walking three-miles a day. Tough to do on a sprained ankle.
   
 On Tuesday, August 12, 2014, I chose the incredibly scenic, near-to-the-falls, Goat Island as the site where I would break my 3-miles-a-day walking streak record of 934 consecutive days. Today would be day 935, or about 2,800 miles walked over the last 2+ years. And now with just six minutes to go before today’s total reaches three-miles verification and the streak goes into the record book, I’m very conscious about avoiding ankle sprains, as well as heart attacks or ingrown toenails. (Spoiler alert: The record was broken! Huzzah!)
     The three falls (American, Horseshoe, and Bridal Veil) together are an incredible force of nature. Their combined waters pour over the edge at the rate of 1.5-million gallons … PER SECOND! That’s about half of what it used to be since they now divert a fair amount of the river upstream for electrical power.
     Privately held by businesses for many years, the falls were reclaimed for public enjoyment in 1885 through the creation of the Niagara Reservation. In essence, it became the nation’s first state park.
 We celebrated day 935 with lunch at the falls. Diedre then tried some “falls yoga.” She was almost the first yogi to go over the falls on a yoga mat. We really lucked out during that afternoon’s falls viewing. The sun hit them at just the right angle and created a double rainbow which we were able to capture on film … uh, computer … uh, digitals?
     You know what I mean.
     To highlight the record breaking day, we then had dinner at the legendary “Anchor Bar,” a restaurant I had thought about visiting since my introduction to that delicacy of the sports TV set: the Buffalo Wing.
    Yes, the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, open since 1935, is the site where on a cold day in 1964, owner Theresa Bellisimo, trying to come up with something to feed her son’s friends, invented the spicy morsels. I owe the orangeness of my juice-stained fingers to Theresa’s efforts. So enthralled was I with her culinarily landmark tasties that she even got a mention in my first stage play, “Buzzard Ball.” She always gets a big laugh. Everybody knows about Buffalo Wings.
     That day had begun a run of scenic hikes that would continue for the rest of our week. There was definitely no shortage of beautiful places for us to do my daily three-mile jaunts in the Niagara Falls area. Wednesday we made our way to the Devil’s Hole State Park. It was near the river’s rapids, although the vegetation was so thick near the river that we didn’t get quite the water views we had hoped for. Still, it was pretty great.

     That night we caught another foodie movie, “The 100-Foot Journey.” We both really liked it.
     The next day we were back at it, the hiking, I mean. We went a little further down the rapids to Whirlpool State Park, so named because of the whirlpool that results from the Niagara River’s 90-degree turn. This time we hiked the rim trail. It provided us with an incredible view of the rushing waters from high above. Geez, how much beauty are we expected to absorb?
Western Michigan buddies in 1968 - Mike top R
     Later that after-noon, Diedre took some time to visit a couple wineries in the area.  Just as she was about to return, her good friends the Guireys called. Their mutually wonderful college chum, Mike Stack, had passed away. You met Mike and the Guireys last year in the Detroit part of our blog when Diedre’s college pals had a mini-reunion at the town’s Polish Festival. Mike looked so good there and was so much fun. But we’re learning as we and our friends hit our 60’s that the invulnerability we young people had felt for so many years was now becoming a thing of the past.
     Mike had been diagnosed with cancer after we saw him last year. I mean, we just saw him. And now he’s gone. It just happened so damn fast. It was crushing news for us, but especially for Diedre. It was the first loss for her of a friend from her college days. It’s going to be hard to get over this one.
   
 On Friday, we attempted to holistically self-medicate with another visit to the soothing waters surrounding Goat Island. We enjoyed venturing out onto the three smaller neighboring islands called, appropriately enough, “The Three Sisters Islands.” They were named individually for the daughters in the Parkhurst Whitney Family. Dad was a local businessman and a decorated veteran of the War of 1812. The girls (and the corresponding islands) were named “Asenath,” “Angeline,” and “Celinda Eliza” Islands. A nearby, unconnected, smaller island was called “Little Brother Island” and was named “Solon,” the girls‘ younger brother.
 From the islands, we walked over to the Seneca Niagara Casino to avail ourselves of their wonderful buffet. And as long as we were there, we thought we’d do a little gambling and really bring the casino to its knees. A few hours later, the two of us smugly walked out of there a cool $13 ahead (again, Diedre dominated the tables, bringing in $12 of the team total of $13. I’m mostly there for comic relief, anyway).
     Saturday, August 16, was our last day in town, and we wanted to see the legendary Niagara River rapids, mean and frothy and up close and personal this time. So we went back to the Whirlpool State Park, but instead of staying on the rim we climbed down to water level and took the rapids hike with the goal of having breakfast just a few feet away from the demonic, swirling waters. It was a meal to remember.
     On the few times I go T-shirt shopping (my main extravagance on this trip), I look for shirts that identify the area I’m visiting but have an understated logo imprinted just over the left breast pocket (or where the pocket would be if I was classy enough to buy high-end T-shirts). I’m not wild about making a giant, advertising statement when I’m out mixing with the hoi polloi, so I go with the smaller lettering. However, when we’re out hiking the trail, I am thankful that other people disagree with me by buying T-shirts with huge, easily readable logos, such as “NOTRE DAME,” “CHICAGO CUBS,” or “I’M WITH STUPID >” (those last two are somewhat interchangeable). It makes it easier for me and my cataract-infused limited eyesight to make comments.
     So that day, a fellow and his wife passing us by on the rapids trail were sporting easily readable “PENN STATE” T-shirts. Well, that was my cue to start a conversation. And that was how I met Eric Dushon’s parents. It turned out that the Mrs. worked at Penn State University which led to my mention of my cousin’s husband, Rich Ready, who works as a professor at PSU which led to her husband asking if Rich was related to Jonathan Ready, my cousin’s son, as he had been Jonathan’s volleyball coach and Jonathan’s sister Trine’s principal and was the father of Jonathan’s teammate, Eric Dushon.
All this small world stuff because of a large-type T-shirt.
     A few minutes later, I then talked to some people who went to the same college as senior softball teammate Jimmy Erickson and his wife, Carol, all because of their “Central Michigan University” T-shirts. Like the Ericksons, they were also residents of Mount Pleasant, MI (at which, I must say again, there is NO mountain).
   
 Returning home to our RV park for the last time, we were greeted by the camp owners who were hosting a combination “ice cream social” and “wine tasting.” Sated by the sweet taste of wine, the ever-vigilant Diedre “The Food Sheriff” Kaye slipped up and allowed me to go whole-hog by having the camp host make me a … wait for it … a CHOCOLATE SUNDAE WITH WHIPPED CREAM … AND SPRINKLES!! I used to live on those things, but in the last two years, nary a scoop or a fudgelet had been allowed anywhere near my mouth. So this day was real heaven for me.
     As the sun set in the west (I guess that’s a Niagara Falls thing), the conversation of the tasters and socialers touched on a lot of subjects. The topic that I liked the best was that when people come here to the northeast in the fall to see the changing of the leaves’ colors, the locals refer to them as “LEAF PEEPERS.”
     No relation to “Mr. Peepers,” at least as far as I can tell.

     Anybody know where State College is????



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Just a few additions from Diedre:

     I've enjoyed the discovery of the breweries, distilleries and wineries in our travels this year.  This spot in Niagara Falls had the only really nice dry red wines that I could find though.  Apparently the ground in upper New York favors sweeter grapes and so much of the wine tends to be much sweeter than I like.  After visiting a few places I learned about Freedom Run Winery. The gal handling the tastings was very knowledgeable and also a huge fan of theater.  In fact she was heading to New York City at the end of the month to live.  I gave her all my tips about what shows to see!
     Another shot I liked was this one looking over the Niagara River at the Canadian side.  Alexx has a fun picture that his mom took when he (at age 12) and his brother Mark were standing on the edge of the platform overlooking the rapids.  He was so impressed by it that all these years later he wanted desperately to find the spot where the rapids were so thunderous.  On one of many walks searching for that particular spot, we looked across the river and realized they must have been visiting on the Canadian side, as we found the same platform.  It was still attracting many visitors.
     The last time I was in Niagara Falls was with my younger brother when we took a cross country trip to visit my sister and do a bit of antiquing.  (Remy still has a number of the antiques we acquired on that trip.)  But we only stopped long enough to look at the Falls and admire their amazing wonder.  It was so nice to have time to really discover the beauty of the area. This country is so incredible and we are so blessed to live here - everywhere.  Traveling the US in our RV is something I never thought I would be doing, and yet now I can't imagine any other way for us to have retired. More important than seeing the sites are the people we have seen.  Each year we have amazing visits with friends and family and this year two of those people are gone.  Every time we get to reconnect with a relative or friend we are thrilled. Life turns on a dime and we never know when our time is up.  We are constantly reminded how fortunate we are to do what we are doing and spend time with so many loved ones.  Every day is a blessing and we continue to be thankful for the people and places in our lives that help us create amazing memories.  Thanks for joining us on our journey!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

AB1 Tour 2014 - Week 19 - Cooperstown, NY

Here's a quote I like concerning our lifestyle of the last two years:
     “RV’ING … WHERE ONE SPENDS A FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.”


   On Sunday, August 3, we made our way to Webster, NH, strategically located in that Bermuda Triangle between my Uncle Judd and Aunt Theo Alexander (Exeter, NH), my cousin Morah Alexander (Reading, MA), and my other cousin Todd Alexander and his wife Amy and son Judd (Hartland, VT).  We were supposed to see all of them, but due to life happening and other such stuff, we only had time with Judd and Theo (and a glance of Morah one evening.)   
   Aunt Theo is just about the nicest woman on Earth.  I had such a crush on her when I was six and met her at their engagement party.  I don’t know how Uncle Judd lucked out.
     Speaking of which, my uncle is quite the guy.  In 1944, he and my father had the incredible good fortune of actually finding each for a few hours meet-up in Europe among hundreds of thousands of GI’s in that quagmire called World War II.  Judd went to the same college where I matriculated, graduating from Carleton in 1949 along with my mom a year after my dad graduated from there.  Judd had a stellar career with American Can Corporation and became a well-respected speaker on the subject of recycling in its early days.  He’s even a published author, writing the well known tome “In Defense of Garbage.”  This guy, like me, knows a whole lot of stuff about absolutely everything unimportant.  He’s so tough in a game of “Trivial Pursuits.”
    Ignoring our usual “Monday Rules,” Diedre and I headed out to Exeter, NH, and met up with Judd and Theo at their retirement home.  They then took us to the wonderful “Petey’s” on the ocean for a grand seafood lunch.
     We followed that up with a trip to the Strawberry Banke Museum, a restored town complete with 32 historic homes from the neighborhood area restored on their original sites and four other Portsmouth area houses rescued from planned demolitions.  It was a lot of fun to have all that history condensed down into two square blocks. (This old time store proves that M&M's and bread are "for your health"!  Take that Ms. Diedre!)
     The next day I wanted to just sit in the dark and psyche myself up for the ultimate part of MY trip, COOPERSTOWN, NY, and THE NATIONAL BASEBALL HALL OF FAME!!
    Fortunately, my bride knew I had to get out and do something, at least to keep my walking streak going, so from our campground, we made the short jaunt out to the Yankee Farmer’s Market in Warner, NH.  It was a veritable “rural zoo” with pigs, chickens, Highland cattle, and buffalo.  
I noticed while at the pig-sty that someone had thrown three carrots in with to a large sow and lots of little piglets.  They were all snuffling around in the mud, probably looking for truffles.  But as I watched, I was amazed that … EVEN THEY wouldn’t eat the carrots!  Just as I’ve always suspected … NO ONE, not even pigs, likes carrots … well, except for maybe Bugs Bunny.
   
Charlie attempting to distract Alexx from obsession.
 That evening while still trying to keep me from obsessing about Cooperstown, Diedre got us to go to the Scarlett Johansson movie, “Lucy.”  It was OK, I guess, but I would have rather seen “Field of Dreams” or “The Natural,” just to get me back in the right frame of mind.

     OK, here’s the disclaimer for the rest of this week’s blog: if you’re not into baseball, you might want to sign off and catch us next week after our visit to State College, PA.  I mean, there’s going to be A LOT of baseball stuff.
     No?  You’re staying and will plod your way through the blog?
     All right then, but you’ve been warned.
   

 Cooperstown was founded in 1786 by William Cooper, land speculator, judge, congressman, and father to that great American writer, James Fenimore Cooper.  William hired a first-rate lawyer to help him buy the first 40,000 acres in the area.  That lawyer was Alexander Hamilton.  Ironically, one of the lawyers for the seller was Aaron Burr who would go on later in life to kill Hamilton in a duel of honor.  They should have settled it on the ball field with a rousing game of “Chicken Base.”
Another notable resident of Cooperstown was General Abner Doubleday whose grave I futilely searched for a few weeks back at Arlington National Cemetery.  In 1908, the National Baseball Commission decided that the old General was the founder of the game of baseball back in 1839.  And if a 106-year old, non-scientific group of old guys decided that Abner invented baseball, that’s good enough for me.
     So Wednesday, August 6, was my first time back in Cooperstown since August of 1963 when I visited the Hall with my mom and brother when I was 12.  That was a 51-year absence, far too long for someone like me.  When Diedre and I got there, I immediately noticed a lot had changed.
     You think?!
     We gleefully (mostly me) walked the town and photographed Doubleday Baseball Field, the site of baseball’s alleged invention 175 years ago. 
 We took pictures that duplicated photos my mom took of my brother and me more than a half-century ago: 
one in the bleachers at the ballpark as well as another in front of the old (it was old, even in 1963) hotel where we had stayed back then.
     At a nearby shop was the home plate from the Polo Grounds from the last game played there by the New York Giants in 1957.  The Polo Grounds has always been my favorite stadium; unfortunately, the closest I ever got to it was from a boat while riding around Manhattan Island back in ’63.  It’s always been a regret of mine that I didn’t get to a game back then.
     I was saving going to the Hall of Fame for tomorrow when I could devote an entire day to it.  But here’s a trick we learned that’ll help all you future visitors to the NBHOF: buy your ticket after 7 PM the night before you want to go.  That gets you in right at 9 AM the next morning ahead of the inevitably long line of customers waiting to buy their tickets.  And being in the U.S. Army Reserves for six years finally paid off for me with a nice discounted entrance fee, so you could always try that.
     On June 12, 1939, the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum first opened its doors to thousands of fans and its inaugural class of inductees.  It is the largest repository of baseball information in the world.  Its collection includes:
-38,000 bats, balls, and uniforms;
-130,000 baseball cards;
-two-million research files;
-a half-million photographs;
-12,000 hours of recorded media;
-plaques of the top 1% of major league players, managers, executives, and umpires;
-and in their archive library, they’ve got … wait for it … THREE-MILLION ITEMS!  Boy, that’s going to take me more than a week to go through all those.
     I began my baseball assault on Thursday, August 7, by seeing all of level two and part of level three.  The Hall has three floors, but they suggest you start on the 2nd floor, then do the third before finishing up on the first floor and its Hall of Plaques.
    The highlights of Thursday included:
 -George Brett’s infamous pine-tar bat;
 -Geena Davis’s uniform from that great baseball movie “A League of Their Own” (and from which I
  got my signature e-mail tag line: “There’s No Crying in Baseball”;
 -the original manuscript of Jack Norwith’s 1908 poem/song, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” (and it’s
  “I don’t care if I NEVER get back,” not “EVER,” just in case you were wondering);
 -Dizzy Dean’s 1934 St. Louis Cardinals jersey (Dean won 30 games that year and two games in the
  World Series);
 -a listing of the original 1936 voting for the first class to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.  Five  players were voted in; amazingly, the unpopular Ty Cobb got the most votes, even more than  America’s hero, Babe Ruth;
 -a 1929 World Series program, the exact copy of which I have at home (my grandfather, Mark Alexander, attended the Series that year as well as the 1932 World Series with Babe Ruth’s “called  shot” home run);
 -in the Mariano Rivera exhibit, they had a bat broken by the pitcher’s tight slider, which happened often when he was on the mound.  The bat was the property of Brett Lawrie, the brother of our actor friend Skip Maxwell who you dedicated blog-fans will no doubt recall we met up with in New York City three weeks back.
     Tired but still exhilarated, I broke for lunch about 2 PM and made my way to the Cooperstown Diner.  I tell you, they’re really after the money there.  I ordered a cheeseburger.  Well, this was absolutely the first time I ever, and I repeat EVER, was charged for lettuce and tomato!
     Really?!  Has that ever happened to you?  I think not.
     And of course, there were NO free refills on the Diet-Coke I so love.  They did condescend to give me a free pickle, WHICH I NEVER EAT ANYWAY!  At least the bun was free.
     Interesting place.
     From there, I made my way back to Doubleday Field to watch a bit of a baseball.  The guys there playing were part of “The Legends of Baseball All-Star Camp.”  Apparently, it’s for “men of good cheer” over the age of 30, although the average age was 45.  They were playing a round-robin baseball tournament on the field where it all started.
     There were some adjusted rules from the regular game of baseball to accommodate these 30-year old old-timers (my senior softball teammates, all 60+, will get a good laugh out of that):
-no stealing or advancing on a passed ball or a wild pitch;
-teams are limited to scoring six runs per inning;
-the batting order from the first game stays the same for the entire tournament; each new game starts with the on-deck batter from the end of the previous game leading off.  Talk about your equality;
-no pinch (courtesy) runners from home plate to first unless the batter is 70+;
-if a batter can not run for himself, he automatically gets first if he cleanly gets a hit that goes through the infield.  Then he can be run for by the last hitter to make an out;
-lead-offs from a base can be no more than eight feet;
-no player under the age of 30 is allowed to pitch (younger players can play ONLY if they are related to one of the “older” players);
-if a pitcher hits two batters in one inning, he must come off the mound for the rest of that inning.  Hitting three batters in a game disqualifies him from pitching the rest of the game;
-Outfielders may not throw out the batter at first on clean hits through the infield;
-there’s a 10-run mercy rule, but only if the losing team wants to end the game;
-players must be in full uniforms; no tee-shirts or shorts.
     It was a lot of fun to watch, although the game was cut short by rain.  That got me headed back to the Hall and part two of today’s baseball marathon.
     Once back, I finished touring the rest of the second level, then made my way to the third.  I was able to see about half of that before they finally threw me out.   
     While I was immersing myself in all things baseball, Diedre was making good use of her time away from me by traversing “The Cooperstown Beverage Trail.”  In the 19th century, 80% of all hops grown in America came from Cooperstown’s Otsego County.  That’s beer-talk, something right up Diedre’s alley.  She really enjoyed her time at the famous Belgian draft house, The Ommegang Brewery, as well as at the Fly Creek Cider Mill, a few wineries and the Cooperstown Distillery. 
 In all, she toured six breweries/wineries in the greater Cooperstown area.  She even expanded her intellect by attending a most scholarly lecture.  The subject was: “The History of Distilling Spirits.”  She’s going to try to up her grade by going to the speaker’s distillery tomorrow.
     Using the night-before-ticket-purchase-scam again, I raced into the Hall precisely at 9 AM the next morning and, while the rest of the cattle were waiting in line before sitting through the 20-minute introductory movie I had already seen, I had the Hall’s 3rd floor all to myself for 30 minutes.
     Ahhhh … it was great!
     
On this day, I especially enjoyed seeing:
 -an incredible photo of Hall of Famer Albert Spalding’s world-touring baseball team sitting on the Sphinx in Egypt.  The date was February 9, 1889.  (I’ve just got to get a copy of that picture);
 -and touching the actual cornerstone of the Brooklyn Dodgers’ now long gone Ebbets Field.  It was  laid in 1912;

 -the bat Carlton Fisk used to hit his famous “wave it fair foul-pole home run” in game 6 of the 1976  World Series;
 -the bat Luis Gonzalez used for his 2001 World Series game-seven winning hit against the Yankees; at that moment, we had been outside the D’backs’ stadium watching the game at a neighboring bar  just to be close to the action;
 -the glove Willie Mays used in the 1954 World Series against the Cleveland Indians to make perhaps
  the most famous catch in baseball history;
 -the ball Babe Ruth hit for his 60th home run in 1927 and that must have been given to the Hall by Joe
  Forner (see Philadelphia blog for the back story on Joe, Strauss, and me);
 -the ball Barry Bonds hit to break Hank Aaron’s record for lifetime home runs.  Now normally, I’ve
  got no time for Barry Bonds.  I consider him a blatant cheater and just an all-around bad guy.  But
  I did enjoy seeing this ball.  The fellow who donated it to the Hall put a giant asterisk on it so that
  all people for all time would know how Barry cheated with steroids to break Hank’s still standing  record (at least as far as I‘'m concerned).
     At lunchtime, I did a little town walking off the main drag.  Totally unplanned, I stumbled across the grave of that great American novelist, James Fenimore Cooper.  It was just two blocks from the Hall.
     As I got back to Main Street on my way back to the Hall, I noticed a T-shirt in a store’s window that really highlighted the rivalry between the Yankees and the Red Sox.  It said: “I GUESS THERE WAS NO CURSE AFTER ALL (BOSTON JUST “SUCKED” FOR 86 YEARS!)”  And next to it was one for those who don’t appreciate an umpire’s call: “HEY UMP, LENSCRAFTERS CALLED!  THEY’LL BE READY IN ABOUT AN HOUR!”
     Now poised to take on the first floor at the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, I took the time to try to read the plaque of every one of the 300+ members of the Hall.  I expended some extra “special” time at the plaques of my two favorites, Hank Aaron and Ted Williams.  Other incredible objects I saw on the ground level included:
 -a wonderful oil painting of Babe Ruth pointing for his “called shot” home run in the 1932 World Series
 against the Chicago Cubs;
 -the “Wonderboy” bat used by Robert Redford in the great movie, “The Natural”;
 -the baseball jersey Gwen Verdon wore in the musical movie, “Damn Yankees”;
 -and the original draft of the song “Centerfield” written by John Fogerty.
     A 1970 quote by Yankee pitcher and renowned author Jim Bouton was broadly written near the door to the exit.  It pretty much summed up my lifelong love affair with baseball:   “You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end, it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.”
     So true.
     Diedre and I got reacquainted with each other that night at a lakeside dinner at the Hawkeye Bar and Grill at the beautiful 1909 Otesaga Resort Hotel on the banks of Lake Otsego.  “Cooper,” the town’s version of the Loch Ness Monster, showed up while we were eating.  It was quite a surprise as we didn’t think he actually existed … Gee, maybe the 15 hours on my feet over the last two days at the Hall was finally getting to me.
 During Diedre’s and my courtship, we’ve been on a lot of vacations and seen a lot of places to which my wife has impulsively decided we needed to move: Scotland, Hawaii, and Vancouver Island come to mind.  But I never thought she’d consider Cooperstown in that category.  But for reasons far different than mine, she was smitten by the little town in upstate New York.  She thought it was utterly charming.  So while on our walk back to the car that night after dinner, we passed a big old house that reminded me of the one lived in by the Addams Family.  It was at 47 Nelson Street and just happened to be for sale.  I made the mistake of mentioning it to DK.
     It was at that moment that Diedre had her vision:
     “we would buy the Addams Family house and turn it into a baseball-themed
      bed-and-breakfast.”
     Now usually, I’m the one that has to bring the two of us back to Earth when these visions happen.  But this was different; I could see it, too.
     Not good.
     DK immediately got on the phone and called Pauli, our realtor friend in California, and asked her to give us the lowdown on the place.  And for the rest of our time in Cooperstown and probably the week afterwards, the two of us kept coming up with scenarios regarding our new venture.  You’ll have to stay tuned to see if the excitement ebbs, or we stay with it and move to New York.
     On our last day in Cooperstown, I simply walked Main Street checking out the shops of downtown Cooperstown.  I don’t want to say this town is baseball crazy, but of the 52 shops on the three-block long downtown circuit, a full 23 of them are dedicated to the sale of all things baseball.  There’s a “Yastrzemski’s Sports,” a “Mickey’s (Mantle) Sports,” and a “Shoeless Joe Jackson’s Sports.”  Now, that’s my kind of town.
     At Shoeless Joe’s, we picked up a great pair of matching T-shirts which we’ll for sure wear to the next ball game we attend.  See if you get it by these descriptions:
1)      they both say Cooperstown on the front;
2)      on the back, mine has the number 1 and over it the name reads “WHO”;
3)      similarly, Diedre’s has the number 2 and the name “WHAT.”
   Now if you say, “I DON’T KNOW,” you‘re on the right track.
     I know this blog was kind of long with a single theme.  Don’t worry.  I’ll make up for that when we get to Cincinnati … I mean it.
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Best fish taco ever at Alex & Ika
Diedre here - just had to say that this town is not just baseball, but because of the amazing love so many, including my husband, have for the game, it definitely influences the attitude of the people in this town - both locals and visitors.  I fell in love with this hamlet for lots of reasons outside of baseball.  Lake Otsego sits at the crown of the town and spreads a beautiful site for many to see from a variety of places around the lake.  I didn't get a chance to kayak it, but definitely plan to do that when I return.     Cooperstown is an ideal walking town with great coffee shops and restaurants down alleys and around corners.  The Chamber of Congress has a charming little presence with a knowledgeable director who knows everyone in town and has the best tips on what to see and where to go. She arranged for me to chat by phone with the area's oldest resident, Homer, who has lived there his whole life.  He is 96 years old and since the HOF just celebrated it's 75th anniversary he has watched all the excitement around the development of the HOF and has attended every single induction ceremony. We weren't able to visit in person but he promises to share his photographs when we return.  Since he is still driving a car and walking every day I expect he will still be around to share his stories. (I just love that his name is HOMER and lives in Cooperstown!)
  The library is across the street from the HOF and although the technology needs attention, the staff is very friendly and the selection of books is vast. The senior living center in town is very active in providing speakers on a weekly basis.  I just happened to luck out and hear the owner of Cooperstown Distillery talk about his the superior distilling process he uses for the gin and whiskey.  The next day I visited the distillery and sampled their selections.  The gin bouquet is enhanced by New York's own lavender and the vodka clearly rivals Grey Goose. I've always been a scotch drinker, but their whiskey was smoother than any I've tasted.  Needless to say, I had to purchase one of each, and since enjoying them I can't imagine that when I finish the bottles it will be the last I will taste of it.  So if we don't move to Cooperstown, I'll have to at least make sure we get back to restock my cabinet. Can't imagine I'll get much argument from Alexx.  And if we end up moving there, I've already decided that tastings of the local beverages will be a part of the evening entertainment at the B&B - that and of course baseball stories on the veranda told by my favorite baseball historian.